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Nymphs and grot

Just mosley along the corridor...

One characteristic of cheap hotels is that they are inhabited, apart from grizzled, jaded and penurious typistas, by young and often attractive people who are not bound by the quotidian chains which keep the rest of us bound to workshops and presentations. Their agendas and standards of propriety are not always ours. The cry is heard from strait-laced delegate Thomas Phinney: ‘Please stop doing that in the shared bathroom. Or have the courtesy to lock the door. Or at least close it.’

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